Nueve meses de invierno, tres meses de infierno

As I sit here working on a computer I find myself contemplating one of the main reasons we considered moving out to this region of Spain – notably, its temperate climate. Truth is, whilst temperate it most certainly seems to be if you live in Northern Europe, to we locals its damn cold at this time of year and, rather unfortunately, most Spanish properties are neither built for the cold nor have any real form of heating. Its as I consider this fact I find myself reminded of the spanish saying “Nueve meses de invierno, tres meses de infierno” which translates to “Nine months of winter, three months of hell”. In Andalucia, for example, this is most apt because of the exceedingly hot summer – but cold winter. Once that sun is off you its remarkable how quick the temperature drops.

If you are considering moving out here, and are purchasing a property, then do give a little consideration to the heating because, believe me, its not as temperate as the brochures indicate!

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SatScenes: Mountains & Sea

I love my current home, noise aside. If I look up the street I see a vast array of mountains. If I look down I can see the sea – well, usually, today it was shrouded in mist!

Sun & Snow in Nerja

Despite being sunny and warm where we were on the coast just a glance inland, towards the mountains, revealed snow on the highest peeks. It is one of the many reasons I adore Andalucia.

Where did the sun go?

Last time I checked the sun was shining – where did all the mist come from?

Málaga is still in Andalucia right? The South of Spain? It hasnt suddenly been transported to the South of Wales has it?

SatScenes Window Flowers

Its November and winter here in Spain. Its freezing cold and pouring down with rain. But the view from my kitchen window, as I tackle the mound of washing up caused by lack of gas (and therefore no hot water!), is lovely.

I love the village. I cannot guarantee I will remain here because there are some drawbacks to living so rurally for me which I cannot overcome but I do believe it is one of the best places on earth.

There is something going on in the village today. The normal quiet and empty streets are lined with people and cars. So I am going to investigate!

White Screen View

Either our mountain became sheathed in mist in less than twenty minutes (from me arriving home to next looking out of the window) or I finally have proof we are living in a Matrix powered by Microsoft Windows and its crashed (aka a white screen of death).

I am leaning towards the latter.

Or, as my dear mother suggests, the village really only emerges from the mist two months a year and our time is up.

Either way, there is no longer proof a world out there exists.

Must buy fan

When I arrived in my new home I had myself a promise. That I would live a fitter, healthier and more active lifestyle. To date I have been keeping this mid February resolution quite well. Until now.

Its bordering on July, and that means only one thing in fair old Andalucia. Heat. Boiling, sweltering, unable to walk on the roads barefoot because it’ll burn your skin off, heat.

This sort of heat and unending sunshine is fabulous for a holiday. But for work or exercise? Forget it.

This morning I planned to take the five mile round trip into town to do some shopping. I had my little shopping trolley in tow [hey, everyone has one here, they arent considered old fashioned, and its practical ok?!]. I had not planned for the day starting off at 80ºF. I had not planned for the sun pounding down on my poor partially protected skin for an hour because shade was scarce. I live in the moutains, and the journey is rather steep in places. By the time I arrived in town I was an attractive shade of red, and sticky with sweat.

I thought maybe I should abandon walking, cycling and jogging for exercise which will help me maintain my cool. So I decided to cycle to the local municipal pool. It is free after all, even if it is only open two months a year. I could swim there. I miss swimming.

No. I’m sorry. I don’t miss swimming so much that I am prepared to swim in a silt laiden, stream maintained, fish pond. I have to draw the line somewhere. If it was clean, not a problem. You see, the local pool here is, to all intents and purposes, a fish pond. A fish pond that looks like a swimming pool except for the silt, broken bottles, and shopping baskets at the bottom. Its fed by the local stream that comes from the moutains. The fish are there to “keep it clean”, but clearly no one has trained them to clean up the broken beer bottles and shopping baskets yet.

I knew there had to be a reason it was free. Perhaps a trip to the local lake is in order.

Tentative Return

I am tempted here to write a long and lengthy entry about my return to blogging. After all, is it not obligatory to make a “return to blogging” entry after such a lengthy absense?

But I wonder, what is the etiquette for these things? I’ve been gone so long you see, barely four of five token entries in the last twelve months. Should I first apologise?, or should I offer some short of excuse for all the feeble attempts I have made to re-open the site during the course of the last year?

The truth of the matter is I was either caught up elsewhere working on numerous websites, or was unable to access the internet due to lack of a useworthy computer. I’m saving for a new one at the moment. In the meantime entries are likely to be sporadic until I do raise the necessaries to buy a new pc that will allow me to return to the world of the web, and ultimately the world of website design.

Blogging is rather ironic really.  At a time in your life when finally you have something to really write about, you simply don’t have the time or inclination to formulate those crucial entries. Its no secret that the last few years have been an emotional roller coaster. The current year has been no different. I’ve made one of the biggest moves of my life, and its been amazing, awe-inspiring and downright terrifying. It wasn’t one of those smooth, nothing goes wrong moves you see on TV. Things went wrong, and still are doing. I’ve been reduced to tears, screamed with frustration and wanted to return to the safezone of the UK so many times.

But I’m still here.

After sixteen years in the planning, after sixteen years of talking about nothing else, I have finally made the move to Spain. I live in a small rural town in Andalucia, Southern Spain. A town specially chosen for its location in the moutainess region, where few people speak English, and even fewer English people live here. There are less than 20 English people in the whole town, which despite protestations to the contrary has been both a blessing and a curse.

During the last five months my language abilities, my patience and my endurance has been pushed to the limits. I’ve cried. I’ve laughed. I’ve wanted to return home. I’ve hated it. I’ve loved it.

I’ve partied all night at the fiesta two yards from my door because trying to sleep was a waste of time. I’ve had to escape my cocoon lifestyle and venture out into the world, had to learn to actually say “Buenas Dias” or “Hola” to perfect strangers I meet in the street. Even stranger to get used to was learning to say “Hasta Luego”, or regionally “Ta Luego” when you meet someone on the street, they tend to use this as a greeting and a farewell all in one. I’ve been so very lonely too. Its been hard, but its been the most amazing experience of my life.

I am passionate about Spain. I love the culture [even the band playing outside my door at 4am]. I love the food. I love the people.

Would I return to UK? Unlikely.

I´m here!

Can you believe? I´ve realised a dream! I am now a resident of Spain. I live in a small town in the very heart of the Granada province, Andalucia!